"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
"what is your cutie mark?"
"The fuck should i know I don’t care"
Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.
starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
These leafdogs soothe my soul
apparently texas has a limit on how many sex toys you can own. imagine a homeowner staring, stonefaced, at a pair of police officers as they haul armload after armload of dildos out of a closet and into their squad car, write a ticket and hand it to them without making eye contact, and drive off
those tumblr mutuals you rlly want to be friends with but are too cool for you
I love it when anons try to fight each other through another person’s blog. It’s like two ghosts getting mad at each other and using a living person to voice their opinions because they no longer have physical forms
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit